BED BUG PSYCHIC FOR HIRE – Franchises available
I don’t know why I didn’t think of this earlier, and surprised no one else has…
I’m starting up a new business called BED BUG PSYCHICs….Your Solution for Bed Bug Detection. Safe (unless I’m a serial killer), affordable (maybe not) and accurate (half the time).
OOOMMMM OOOOMMMM BED BUGS COME OUT COME OUT I CAN FEEL YOUR PAIN OOOOOMM
This has got to be a winner. People can hire me as a bed bug detection Psychic, and since I can “commune” with nature, and bed bugs especially (being overweight and sweaty), I can easily tell whether or not bed bugs are present.
After all…I have at least a 50% chance of accuracy. Either they’re there or they’re not! But I can double my odds by looking at the mattress…but that’s too much like work.
First off I have to charge a reasonable fee, but one that will make me incredibly rich in the shortest amount of time.
Secondly I can use the web to advertise…somebody will be dumb enough to bite (get it…a pun).
Heck, I can probably even do this over the phone…
“Just hold the receiver next to the bed. Yep…I can hear the little buggers. Now call a Profesional. That will be $150.00….Visa or Mastercard?
Wanna get in on the ground floor? Call 1 – 888 BUGPSYC
Or just call a professional for a real inspection.